He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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