I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
COCAINE IS GR8
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