We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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