Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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