Do you still have your period?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
