coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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