"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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