I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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