This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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