i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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