We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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