I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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