This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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