Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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