Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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