I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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