I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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