she smelled like a LAN party
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
