in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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