Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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