Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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