this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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