was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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