we're chasing vodka with high fives
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just want to make out with him forever
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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