Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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