we're chasing vodka with high fives
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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