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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you win again, gameday.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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