Kiss
Puke
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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