i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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