hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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