If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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