Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dicks are not precious.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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