Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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