OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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