Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
