she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
