I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The Olympian is in my bed
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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