Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I need to stop coming to work sober
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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