So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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