But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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