My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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