office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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