The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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