it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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