She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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