I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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