Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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