It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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