I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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