Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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