Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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