Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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