spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
