Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
