Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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