Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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