there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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