No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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