Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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